Jessica Thomas

Building authority without losing your edge or your sanity.

Hi, I'm Jessica. Texan, wife of a drummer & plant worker, momma of 2 and bonus mom to 2 more, strategic marketing consultant, author and the host of The Shiny Shit Show. We're here for impact, influence and income, if those are three things you want more of - you're in the right place.

I wish I had a fun story full of shortcuts to share with you. But I don't. I came from long days, late nights and hardcore determination along with a side of a few mental break downs that seemed to fall on a schedule.

I worked full-time in corporate at the bottom of the pay scale after my first divorce. After I realized I was going absolutely fuckin' NOWHERE, I started hustling my way through school at night running a full-time college schedule alongside my full-time job. In two years I got my AAS in Paralegal Tech and as soon as I found a law office to take me, I was out.

I left corporate to become a paralegal for a private practice law office that primarily took criminal cases (some family and PI from time to time). I did literally everything there I could legally do from client support to going to court with my boss all while still going to school full time for my BAAS in Business.

My LSAT was scheduled. I was almost there.

Then life had other plans.

A few months before my LSAT, I found out I was pregnant with my youngest and everything came to a screaching hault.

I redirected my plans and am on the "scenic route" to law school.

I launched my freelance virtual assistance business, officially announcing it in February of 2021.

After she was born, I literally worked during nap times and late nights. I was lucky enough to have a (now) husband who is a great father and was very helpful.

Since then, I've worked with clients across various industries - health and fitness, mindset and business coaching, real estate, law, dentistry, authors, speakers, podcasters, physical products, mediums and reiki healers.

My clients have been featured by news outlets such as NBC, CBS and MarketWatch. Plus a few more.

Every project, every brand, every story I touch is built on the same foundations that got me here - relentless work ethic, strategic thinking, outside the box creativity and the belief that you don't have to come from power to create it.

I'm living proof that when life reroutes your plans, it's steering you towards something great. Something you need to experience and learn to be able to truly impact even more lives positively.

You truly can do ANYTHING you set your mind to.

My Mission: helping you build a name that truly does mean something, has massive impact and makes you money honey.

For attorneys, politicians and other high-impact professionals.

For creative mommas on an entrepreneur journey

For organizations, events and teams

High-level consulting and brand management for those ready to translate their already established authority into the online space for greater impact and income.

Simple, practical micro-solutions and strategy tools for mom-owned businesses and creators who want clarity, consistency, and visibility without burnout or overcomplication.

Empowering, unfiltered keynotes and workshops on branding, visibility, leadership and the intersection of identity and impact.

For attorneys, politicians and other high-impact professionals.

For creative mommas on an entrepreneur journey

For organizations, events and teams

High-level consulting and brand management for those ready to translate their already established authority into the online space for greater impact and income.

Simple, practical micro-solutions and strategy tools for mom-owned businesses and creators who want clarity, consistency, and visibility without burnout or overcomplication.

Empowering, unfiltered keynotes and workshops on branding, visibility, leadership and the intersection of identity and impact.

Real talk with other women on the actual shiny shit show that is life. Everything from business and politics to parenting and wife-ing.

Ultimately it's truly just about showing up when life is messy as fuck.

This is the place where strategy is meeting sarcasm and the highlight reel is meeting unfiltered honesty.


Each episode dives into the conversations most people won't touch -about power, leadership, identity and how to stand out without selling out.

Life, Business and Everything in Between on

The After Hours Edit

Reflections, stories and unapologetic takes on growth, balance and becoming who you're meant to be one chapter of life at a time.

What if you're exposed because "nothing is wrong"?

What if you're exposed because "nothing is wrong"?

Most reputational damage doesn’t begin with chaos, it begins in comfort. This piece explores why stability is not the same as protection, how silence still signals something online, and why the most d... ...more

Leadership

January 05, 20263 min read

The Strange In-Between

The Strange In-Between

The days between Christmas and New Year’s feel strange. This post explores why that in-between season matters more than we think, how to embrace harmony over balance, and why these quieter days are es... ...more

Leadership ,Lifestyle

December 29, 20253 min read

GIVING, the word for 2026.

GIVING, the word for 2026.

Most people say they’ll give back later. Later when there’s more time. More money. More stability. This post challenges that mindset and explains why giving isn’t a reward for success, but a pathway t... ...more

Leadership

December 23, 20253 min read

Connection & Community are a core pillar of our businesses

Building a name is one thing. Building a network of solid connections that actually supports you is another.

I'm a big believer in finding people who get the messy, ambitious, trying-to-do-life-and-business version of you. The ones you can bounce ideas off of, melt down to and (of course) celebrate with.

That's why I created The Distinction Room. This is a free community, a non-stop "mastermind" if you will, for women who are creatives, professionals and overall just good ass humans to come together, connect, learn from one another and build solid supportive relationships.

If you're looking for smart conversation, honest support and friendships that feel like a breath of fresh air - this is your new hang out. Trust me.

Let's stay in touch

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